Thursday, February 23, 2023

Stella Virgin






 From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel that I'm currently wrapping up.

Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Solid Gold



 


From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, the project I'm currently working on.
It's a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel. 

Tuesday, February 7, 2023

Nom Nom Nom



Cannibal wasn’t his real name, of course. Everyone just called him that because… come to think of it, Wayne wasn’t sure why everyone called him Cannibal. Before he could think to ask him, the shop proprietor had gone back inside.

“Say, Cannibal. I’m just curious… why do people...”


“I was just enjoying a little lunch,” said Cannibal, gnawing on a bone. “Want a rib?”


“Ummmm,” stammered Wayne. “Beef or pork?”


“Say, Wayne,” said Cannibal, quickly changing the subject. “I was sorry to hear about what happened with your wife. I’d love to have you over for dinner sometime if you’re up for it.”


“Have me for dinner?”


“Sure,” smiled Cannibal, licking his lips. “We’ll grill out on the big pit out back. You’ll be delicious.”


“Excuse me?”


“I said it’ll be delicious.” 



From the project I'm currently working on, THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel. 

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Brace Face

 


From All the Best Faces Wear Braces, a fun kids' book I wrote last year.

Monday, January 16, 2023

Sexy snippet of the day


 


From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel, that I'm currently working on.

Thursday, January 12, 2023

That Girl

From the project I'm currently trying to get published called THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of every single Colleen Hoover novel...
 





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